so there’s this thing called job..

a few years back, i was rock climbing at my school’s gym, and the guy belaying me was really cute, so i worked up the courage to ask him out, and he replied, “sorry, i’m straight.” failed to consider that i was still attached to his hip by a rope, and since my friends wanted to

watching a movie in theaters

this is like watching the mona lisa being painted woah

damn everybody gay

the prospect of meeting a beautiful man on vacation and living out an epic romance for five days and nights, knowing that when it ends you’ll most likely never see each other again…

Jesus that’s a HARD twenty

I don’t care what anyone says there is no better feeling than walking into a movie theater sitting down and watching a film on the big screen!

‘saving hollywood’ by trying to rid the world of movie theaters and communal experiences that bring people together. a world where everything is glossed in a netflix slop-glow…seems pretty bleak to me…

Netflix is really going to ruin the movie industry forever, huh…

this is why wall-e is in the criterion collection

my takeaway from episode three of heated rivalry is that apparently every hockey player ever is gay. we are going three for three with the homosexual hockey players…

Sounds like very normal gay man in nyc behavior to me

It only took #heatedrivalry 49 minutes to give us the most captivating love story of the year

just the idea of getting an ad while reaching for a glass of chocolate milk in my own house is enough to make my eye twitch

i genuinely had the most insane thing happen to me over the past two days, and while i would love to overshare *said story all over the internet, i’m choosing peace and remaining silent. is this my frontal lobe developing in real time?

frozen margaritas at any gay bar