Just passed by 3 conversations in the span of 2 mins - all included the phrase “that makes sense”. Big Sim must’ve done a round of layoffs

Ugh… Goodell’s wife is bad 🙄

I’ve never been so excited

“Beep boop bop” *holds up wrist gun* (Robot voice) “Wheere’s my fucking tip you piece of shiiit”

“Sir do u have any double wide coffins? I’m a side sleeper”

Watermarking an AI asset is like putting a do not enter sign in lower earth orbit

Hate killing ants. Especially in the morning or around 5pm cuz I just think fuck….these guys are commuting. They’ve got it hard enough.

Accident? God no. I actually just prefer the shade of gray that doing laundry incorrectly produces.

LA, any of u remember voting for these cartoon characters? Even if u want diversity, this archetype is presumably not any majority’s choice, no? That is - unless someone wants to erode our national power from the inside? 🤷‍♂️ that’s crazy talk tho!

Now it’s with mid level twitter ppl? Elon brother, strap up! Not the one we imagined but the autistic Walmart ghengis khan we deserve. But E, off the record… Doge that ass clap tho?

Elon announcing to the world he wants as many kids as possible was really a bat signal to eGirls everywhere. Godspeed out there player - u really will need that robot army to raise them all and remember their E̶n̶c̶r̶y̶p̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶w̶o̶r̶d̶s̶ names*.

Is there anything better than sweet older black women calling you baby while taking your order (southern drawl implied)

U wa**a talk about *iche busi*ess ideas? Well I am tryi*g to watch *fl football o* my comp a*d the (letter after M) key o* my comp just broke. Someo*e wa**a se*d me a li*k? Or SF *i*ers stream li*k eve* better! THX Appe*dix: - * 14th letter of (that ji*gle we all use)

Your an Egalitarian? In America?? I didn’t know it was legal to eat the national bird! 😯

Im taking the fact my new tv came with a remote that has a CrunchyRoll button but not Youtube as a sign of that were in a late stage republic. Anime does not need a shortcut!

Photo evidence attached: Was worried about the day this would come… Spammers are rapidly evolving… when they reach their final form of being able to sound like a (maybe) hot girl you could’ve (possibly) had a chance with 6+ years ago and now she’s reaching out to see if u

Hopefully now that everyone knows their righteous political party is run by satanic pedophiles (apparently the only bipartisan effort in our gov)… we can all set politics aside and enjoy Bad Bunny’s music… pls 🥺

Are they ai generating industry plants now, too??