my mom just said “gracias” at an italian restaurant

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

this is a post from the parks and rec cutting room floor

This is the note you find in a trashed laboratory in a science fiction horror game.

The children yearn for the mines bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

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fuck yeah. needed to see this today

do you think the shampoo bottle and the conditioner bottle are real friends or just work friends?

this is why shampoo has instructions

Become ungovernable.

In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

Over 100 days clean and sober as of this week ❤️ New flat, living alone. New job in the works. Life isn’t always easy, but it’s getting better.

Jodie Comer admits feeling annoyed by all the pensioners doing a big shop in Asda on Saturday afternoon. “They’ve had all week!” she raged

glad someone’s thinking about this stuff xx

Dance like no one is watching Email like it may one day be included in a three million page document release