I’ll be honest. I really want to try that Meredith Duxbury foundation technique. The only thing holding me back is the brow situation….and the fact I’m in my 40s 👵🏻

Jeez those Super Bowl ads….are they intentionally not funny? The only worthy one is Popcorners.

Nobody told Kaz Crossley not to take a connecting flight? The UAE isn’t stupid .

On a Julia Wolf bender 🎶

I bought a 1kg bag of mini eggs in Waitrose. That “should” last.

I’m just here waiting for thefakebirkinslayer on IG to reach the Dubai influencers…

That Sussex Police press conference…so incredibly sad.

I need fruit roll ups and mango ice cream immediately!

I secured the Nudestix - Sunkissed and Picante 🏅🏅

Let’s never forget, Liz Truss made Penny Mordaunt Leader of the House of Commons to keep her out of the limelight

I haven’t tweeted for weeks and it’s because I have lost myself to the TikTok algorithm. Addiction is real.

Quite honestly I don’t have the energy to be pithy and clever on Threads so I’ll stay here and be boring thank you very much.

I’m 3 days into Arabic perfume TikTok and I’ve just ordered my 5th Lattafa 😁

I had neck profhilo at 12.30. How I wish I had bought a jaunty scarf to sport because right now I look like a lizard creature. Like if you want the photo 😂

I love the photos delivery drivers send when I’m at work 😁

Online ordered new glasses with prescription lenses at 5.10. Get delivered at 6.30. This must be one of those “only in Dubai” things? MAGRABi

Those giant croissant and coffees that are going around….Don’t tell me that coffee actually tastes good 👎🙅🏻‍♀️

My mum passed away on Saturday. For those who have lost parents / dearly loved people in your life, how did you cope?

Rishi Sunak standing outside Downing Street and telling the police to do more to stop Palestine protests… the day after Palestinians were killed by Israel for wanting to eat food

Celebrate International Women’s Day by telling a man to smile more