Footage of new #Bitcoin buyers right now...

Markets dumping cos Biden wants to increase taxes on capital gains is funny. "He wants to increase taxes, what shall we do? I DUNNO, QUICK, LETS ALL CREATE A TAXABLE EVENT BY SELLING"

In 2017 in the height of ICO mania when people were funding FlyingCarCoin I thought this is peak stupidity. I was wrong. Those scams actually had to try to make you believe something. These days it’s just “it’s named after a bad word hehe” or “the token name sounds like dog”.

Vindication for all of us 15-18 vets.

Shoulda went with a gem like Futureswap

Me waking up at 6am for zoom meetings when 22 year old Jimmy made my annual salary in one day investing in CUMROCKET

Doge, bitcoin, ethereum + more having a crypto chat

I wouldn’t be the buyhighguy if I wasn’t buying at every ATH

#UpSomtimes Elon Musk

Just please don’t ask me if you should buy a dog token now. But I will console you.

Dip days are my favorite days. I let myself break diet and get Burger King or maybe it’s because it’s all I can afford. They do be having the most fire coupons on their app tho. #WhopperWednesday #Buythedip #whopperthedip #BurgerKoing

Crypto Twitter is as bad sometimes worse than Flat Earth Twitter. Change my mind

Wrong Lever!

Get in loser. We’re going partying.

Deep thots