Trump now claims he misspoke, that he meant to say he sees no reason it "wouldn't" be Russia when he meant "would" be Russia. He also meant to say he fired Comey over "rushing things" not "the Russia thing" and that Mexicans are "rap artists" not "rapists."

Monday’s cure is a Sophie Bree! 😍

New Jungle track made on the Amiga and Akai sampler like it's 94. PLEASE GIVE IT A RETWEET ;) Peep the sub on the drop

Oh henlo fren! #samtipodean #thechase

me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Oh my lawd 😍

Battle of the Breweries - Round 3 - Group B Horsforth Brewery v Left Handed Giant v Fierce Beer v @NMBCo Only the top brewer proceeds to the final 12! 72 hours to vote. RT when voted!

Battle of the Breweries - Round 3 - Group J Pressure Drop Brewing v The Wild Beer Co v Marble Brewery v Siren Craft Brew Only the top brewer proceeds to the final 12! 72 hours to vote. RT when voted!

So excited to watch this. Followed the story since the first successful return of Falcon and I can’t wait to cry nerd tears all over again 😭🚀 #spacex #launchamerica #stokedAF

Just a reminder, if you are receiving table service, make sure you tip. You should be tipping anyway, but especially with table service, and especially in a fucked up situation like this.

Many people itching to head to the pub don't HAVE to potentially expose themselves to the virus. Bar staff do. Tip them.

Some people don’t believe the NHS is being privatised at all. Others don’t think it matters if private companies run NHS services. We were sent a message that highlights what is really going on. Please RT if you think everyone should be aware.

There’s very little that comes close to speeding through snow covered landscape on the train while listening to Thomas Bergersen’s album, Sun. #oxymoronmuch?

my lyft driver asked what I do for a living and then refused to believe that I can program. when he asked what I “really do” I said he caught me and that I’m a sex worker who specializes in dick torture and humiliation and he suddenly doesn’t want to talk to me anymore. Weird.

Any job offer given to me containing the words “food constantly circulating” would be signed before I could exhale... I’m heavily food motivated. x.com/jamesgunn/stat…

#ISupportNHSStaff Because for many people, they are literally the difference between life and death. They relieve suffering and improve lives every single day and don't care one bit if you're a multi-millionaire CEO or on unemployment benefits.

It all makes a lot more sense now... x.com/jamesgunn/stat…

Tallest man in London chooses to sit opposite me at my table seat on the train instead of ANYWHERE ELSE. Dude, these pins do not retract when not in use. #heck

What I’ve learnt today : 1. Birds have a lot going on. 2. Swedes are immortal. 3. Zoologists love a drink.

Trump’s a lying imbecile, Brexit is a fucking dumb idea, nationalism is retrogressive, guns are for cowards, Jesus wasn’t magic, there is no God, knowledge is power, art is freedom, free will is an illusion, music is love, apes are awesome, cheese > chocolate. I can prove it all.