Being a 5 foot 1 chopped gay guy fucking sucks man lol

Not easy being the only white guy who listens to Weezer

Title Fight. Nas. Modest Mouse. Earl Sweatshirt. Weezer. JPEGMAFIA. Not bad for a straight white guy who also likes football 🤷‍♂️

A Tribe Called Penis

Squidward acts like he hates spongebob but deep down he really cares about him and loves him

Yes I listen to The Smiths. Yes I listen to 1900Rugrat. And yes, I’m on my lunch break as a Sandwich Artist at a Subway inside of a Walmart.

Got My Lil Chode Hangin out

Chilling in my room Watching The Lighthouse with my putrid little balls dangling about

🎶🎤 ohhh sayyy can you creaam 🎤😫

I’m the smelly broke one in the Friend Group

Gotta repost that new Druski

Wit Cho Soup To Nuts Lookin Ahh…….

Everybody went to high school with a guy named Ja’Tavion WiggleNuts

Temu Hog Purifier

Anyone Doing Better Than Me is a Bitch & A Loser

Anybody doing better than me is an opp

I get Hard when I Touch a Check

Naming my twin boys Finasteride & Minoxidil….

Insert Cheesy Bread Tramp Stamp Pointing To My Ass

Cream Niche