.KFC The bucket is red Your chicken has a nice chew Greasy fingers ruined my report What's an office guy to do? #ValentinesDay #Valentine2020 #OfficeHumor #Businessisms #BusinessHumor

.netflix⁷ Your logo is red My computer is blue Streaming movies at work To avoid my project that's due #ValentinesDay #Valentine2020 #OfficeHumor #Businessisms #BusinessHumor

.innocent drinks Your major competitor is red I wish you made a drink that's blue But no sales distribution in the USA So either way I can't drink you #ValentinesDay #Valentine2020 #OfficeHumor #Businessisms #BusinessHumor

.DiGiorno Pepperonis are red My suit is blue After this meeting I need to eat How about a pizza with you? #ValentinesDay #Valentine2020 #OfficeHumor #Businessisms #BusinessHumor

.Smirnoff US JELL-O Some prefer red Others like blue Either way, after work shots With both of you #ValentinesDay #Valentine2020 #OfficeHumor #Businessisms #BusinessHumor

.Twitter Facebook LinkedIn Roses are red All your logos are blue What's the best social media site? I haven't got a clue #ValentinesDay #Valentine2020 #OfficeHumor #Businessisms #BusinessHumor

.OREO Cookie Strawberry milk is kind of red I don't think any flavor is blue Breakroom cookie jar Is always full of you #ValentinesDay #Valentine2020 #OfficeHumor #Businessisms #BusinessHumor

.Microsoft Outlook All my emails are unread Your app is blue Mailing it in today at work To plan an evening date with you #ValentinesDay #Valentine2020 #OfficeHumor #Businessisms #BusinessHumor

Finished my latest #Businessisms short story yesterday. Will be posted on #KindleUnlimited soon. #amwriting

Latest #Businessisms Short Story now available on #KindleUnlimited and for purchase ($0.99) Check it out here: amazon.com/dp/B084WVZZ33 #officehumor #businesshumor #satire #books

The reality of the situation is we need to take a hard look in the mirror and literally take inventory of what makes our business tick. #businessisms #business #jargon #cliche #officehumor

After this meeting, let's go back and sharpen our pencils so when we reconvene next week, we are all on the same page. #officehumor #businessisms #jargon

We'll make a topside adjustment and course-correct if need be. #office #jargon #businessisms

Working Terms is now available on #Audible. So while you may not be able to go to the #office, you can read/listen to a #funny/#satire story about going to one!! P.S. I have some free promo codes for anyone who asks nicely. audible.com/pd/B085VX2RFY/…

I have FREE #Audible #audiobook codes for Working Terms. Simply reply here (or DM) letting me know if you want a US or UK code. #satire #cliche #business #office #humor #comedy

#CEOs Feel free to copy/paste as needed... In trying times like these, we want to let our valued customers know that everyone here at [INSERT COMPANY NAME] is working around the clock to provide the best possible service and support. #business #cliche #COVID19

I'm not sure I'd go as far as saying that any day this week has been particularly "good" but thanks. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the day off work so I can go... oh wait, never mind. #GoodFriday #officehumor #QuarantineLife

Missing the #office during #quarantine? I've got your fix! Working Terms is on sale this week via #Amazon #Kindle countdown deal. Or if you prefer an #audiobook, let me know and I'll send you a free code to download from #Audible

On the bright side at least we all got to avoid going to these conferences...

Today is the 1 year anniversary of the publishing of Working Terms. If you are missing the office, reading (or listening to) Working Terms can help you get back in the office spirit... amazon.com/Working-Terms-…