This is how "real niggas" mow the lawn!

if ur a small fry, small drink, four piece chicken mcnuggets and a mcdouble or mcchicken ur like really popular rn

Parents, you HAVE to vaccinate your children. There are diseases that we eliminated ages ago that are coming back now. I just met a kid who tested positive for Linsanity.

Hozier fans are all WHITE WOMEN

I’m a simp for Kamala

First place dinner

Aye! It be a modern-day pirate adventure with Goro Majima as the captain🏴‍☠ 🧭 Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii sets sail on Feb 28, 2025 It be full speed ahead on digital & physical pre-orders, ye scurvy dogs 🌊 What are ye waitin' fer?

we must abolish the upper class.

in Parkour civilization they make u do a 1 block jump for raw chicken or a 1 block vertical jump for raw beef

Before sex I make sure I plant strawberries in SpongeBob moves in to not waste valuable time I could’ve spent growing tomatoes

I hate to admit I found this like 8 months ago on tik tok and watched the entire thing alone in bed and was so embarrassed that I never told anyone and seeing this blowing up makes me feel like I started praying to jesus before Christianity became a thing

had to grind for this view #ParkourCivilization

Who’s tryna queue?

I would smoke a kangaroo in a fight

Scariest dragon at the ren faire