Told him NASA recently discovered the earth has two moons. He said, “meray tho pehlay say hee do thay”. The economy might be crumbling, but romance is alive and well

I’ve been practicing vinyasa yoga for about 3 years now (mostly at home and a handful of professional classes). I took my first Yin yoga class today and it has HUMBLED me.

Rona aa raha hai

My girl magnesium glycinate. Time and again, whenever I’ve stopped taking her for a few days (this time around I became quite inconsistent for almost 3 months) I’ve lost my god damn mind.

Bake-off semi final here we goooo 😮‍💨

Drinking tea while watching the ⛅️ float by on this gorgeous November afternoon. Solitude is precious. My solitude is teaching me many, many things about me that I was already aware of but never really managed to put a label on. I wish everyone a safe return back to themselves.

I've been in this apartment for 3 months and my TV is still on the floor. Console khareed lena chahiye ab.

I’m not proud of the number of these Belgian chocolate biscoff cookies that I’ve just consumed in one sitting…

Deleted the Snapchat app from my phone. Instagram is also becoming increasingly insufferable. Watching people’s stories (especially those with background music) is basically sensory hell.

I am SO fucking excited I can’t contain it. Seasonal depression has LEFT the chat.

I think I’ve been in fight or flight since 2002. Every single day I wake up and gaslight my body into thinking that I am safe. I am alright. I genuinely think that things are improving year by year, but honestly, it gets fucking exhausting some days.

if harry potter came out in 2025 youd get sorted into one of these 4 houses

In the next 9-12 months, we’re gonna see a swarm of diaspora couples naming their newborn sons Zohran. You heard it here first.

The interviewer has the voice of someone who hosts podcasts about topics that are significantly less interesting than she tries to make them out to be.

Last night I couldn’t catch a glimpse of the full moon 🌕 because it was really cloudy in my town. Just took this a couple of hours ago and I’m honestly speechless. Don’t ask me why it’s doing the bat signal thing. I had to do a double take when I saw my screen

If I could find a more local massage therapist (the one that I go to currently is half an hour away) tho life set ho jaye gee.

Guys, gather around and hold each others’ hands because I’m only gonna say this once: the 🚗 LED lights are fine. If you feel like they’ve been bothering you increasingly, you may have TMJ dysfunction. I started working on mine and omg the head lights don’t bother me anymore 😭

Haan Deborah nay bhee yahi kaha tha (she’s my Tarot reader). Kay hum dono aik doosray ko pichlay janam say jaantay hain.