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the whole internet loves Stanley Cups, the viral cup that you can drink from! *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the cup is poison

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

So, we gonna do this whole thing again or what

They’re going to run Pete Buttigieg in 2028 on a platform of tax credits for Pell Grant recipients who make less than $150,000/yr and own a small business in a majority POC neighborhood and when he loses they’ll say it’s because he’s gay

you can tell this meme has been around for a while because they are using the 2004 electoral map here, 20 years of being unable to learn that calling people dumbfucks is not a good strategy for winning elections

i love how "hotel beds unmade" is a crisis on par with "15 million people are in concentration camps" and "crops rot in the field" in Patrick's mind

it's nice to know that American politics didn't become stupid as shit recently, this goes at least as far back as Bill Clinton winning an election because he said he liked french fries and his opponent's running mate couldn't spell "potato"

maybe the dems should have stuck with Biden after all, maybe it takes a rapist to beat a rapist

always think about that German poem about dissolving the people and electing another whenever liberals complain about people not voting the way they are supposed to

Trump, who is literally Hitler mind you, will be an authoritarian upon regaining power. Anyway, we're thrilled by his cabinet picks!

The best part of election coverage is the representative of the losing side on the panel being asked "you've eaten so much shit tonight and you appear to be going back for more. What is it about shit that tastes so good?" and the panellists going "yummy yummy I love it"

Trumpet of Patriots sounds like the name of a sectarian party in Lebanon or Iraq with its own militia.