To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away. To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet. I'll choose a winner this time next week. Good Luck!!

Managed to hit annual distance and climbing goals despite broken metacarpal in May and ribs in September. Highlight was the Sportful Dolomiti Race VIP experience courtesy of Saddleback Ltd Thanks to VeloViewer for the cool infographic

No one elected Musk and very little of what he is doing is legal. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Netflix must be gutted. No way they'd get a story like that in F1. #voltaaoalgarve

I take back everything negative I've ever said about AI

President Zelensky will meet King Charles at Sandringham tomorrow. A spokesman for the King said the purpose of the meeting was "to annoy the fuck out of that dreadful orange shithead"

Everything you need for #MSR tomorrow ismilansanremoexcitingyet.com

This is truly amazing. The Deputy White House Press Secretary is claiming that I'm wrong, and that the "tariff rates" on Trump's chart were calculated by "literally" measuring every country's tariffs and non-tariff trade barriers. To prove it, he screenshots the formula the USTR

#ParisRoubaix break established and Kirby on comms = time to hit mute and get some chores done.

#ParisRoubaix absolutely amazing advert for tubeless road tyres, this race.

#AGR25 if only Marty could try some actual commentary rather than just constantly listing riders names (which is displayed on the bloody screen) we might have some idea what's actually happening.

A very emotional Demi Vollering dedicates her win to those suffering with mental health challenges ❤️

X/Twitter having a completely normal one

Story version of this tweet for those into more than one sentence. escapecollective.com/the-sin-of-ina…

We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.

Police are asking if we can keep an eye out for him 👍

Am I the only one that finds the "breakaway bus" pseudo team briefing on TNT Sports discovery+ absolutely toe curlingly excruciating? It's like the worst team building roleplay on a corporate away day. #TourDeFrance2025 #TdeF2025

‘Weird they don't answer you': Arensman hung out to dry by Brailsford on biggest day of his career escapecollective.com/its-weird-they…

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Kirby is no longer on commentary #TdeF #TourdeFrance