Dear fellow citizens, We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in

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Jesus is the rizzed lord

I had students today telling me that you shouldn't use salt in cooking because it's not a spice. They don't know who they're talking too.

Absolutely fuck off. This type of hate speech should never be allowed on the public stage by a fucking legislator. Deplorable, disgusting, and horrifying.

A kid asked me today if I'd "ever had a cold fart™"

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you stop complaining about corporations going “woke” and start giving a damn about the real lives of real people.

"it's dub season Cary, are you willing to work for it?" -RS

I just watched a kid pick up and bite a baguette in hornbachers and then put it back

The NAACP has issued a formal travel advisory for Florida, warning Black and LGBTQ people against visiting the state due to Ron DeSantis’ policies: “Florida is openly hostile toward African Americans, people of color, and LGBTQ+ individuals. Before traveling to Florida, please

"It's Wednesday, Homer."

"In the post apocalypse, what gods do we have other than me?" -IS

"put him in your dick!" -KH

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I’m sorry, but this thing is more terrifying than every FNAF Animatronic combined, and the cave it resides in is more dreadful to play through than every FNAF Game combined. Yes, I’m aware 99% of the people who see this tweet won’t know what this thing is. I refuse to elaborate.