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Fuck This Guy

“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’”

Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.

Just Be Cool

The only Mine game movie I want to see is Minesweeper

CTE is no joke

Maybe they shouldn’t have let Kanye get his money right

One Week

$40 a month for Twitter is fucking insane though

I’d rather delete this shit lol

"I got a 129.2% chance of winning!" BREAKKER MATH!!! 🙌 #WrestleMania

MFer you are the Government. Elon Musk WUT?

I don’t wish for you to simply die, that’s too easy. Instead, I hope you get rectal cancer. I don’t want that to kill you, just to make you remove your intestine and get a colostomy bag. Then I hope the shit hole opening gets infected, you get sepsis and die. FUD

Tell your mom to be careful or else we’re gonna have a hoedown

Another thing added to the list of shit I don’t care about

The script is WILD this year NFL