Cannot stop thinking about how awkward the Eberflus Thanksgiving dinner must have been. You blow your 4th consecutive football game then get fired. Must have been dead silent around that table.

Officiating crews need to be fined for missed calls. Like if you miss an obvious penalty it’s 6 public lashings. I’m sure that would get the refs to look alive.

Sitting on tinder outside of the airport so I can pick up ethnic chicks #mr.worldwide

New collaboration between Angel Reese and Barbie. Brick Barbie soon to hit the shelves. #WNBA

Maybe Dry January was the friends we made along the way

So I’m not bad at sex. She’s just mentally ill.

Save us CJ🙏

Trump tomorrow

3:48 AM: Got a girl asleep in bed with me right now. Do I wake her up and ask her to jork it?

Elon when he gets overwhelmed

COOP 🦅

When you accidentally call her the MVP Baseball 2005 sound track instead of perfect…

Just landed in Dublin. Haven’t even pulled up to the gate yet but I’m already swiping on tinder looking for my red headed lass

Top 5 feeling is big dicking someone in the elevator because you live on a higher floor

The Army kicker after getting back to campus

Josh Allen getting the sloppiest top of all time tonight

You know what. Hell yeah. This is all I need to know the Bears are BACK #BearDown

What’s the opposite of #BearDown 🫩