Lord Taquavion Farquad (@burnt_juul_pod) 's Twitter Profile
Lord Taquavion Farquad

@burnt_juul_pod

Absolute Unit | 6’4 don’t let that ogre tell you different | Advent calendar enthusiast | Kraby Patty Secret Formula Holder | Duloc born and raised

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Cannot stop thinking about how awkward the Eberflus Thanksgiving dinner must have been. You blow your 4th consecutive football game then get fired. Must have been dead silent around that table.

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Officiating crews need to be fined for missed calls. Like if you miss an obvious penalty it’s 6 public lashings. I’m sure that would get the refs to look alive.

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Just landed in Dublin. Haven’t even pulled up to the gate yet but I’m already swiping on tinder looking for my red headed lass