You’re telling me all those partisans are bi?

Johnny Blue

Me at the trough urinal

She got pink eye while I was out of town

Just grabbed this driver off FB marketplace for $250 did i get scammed?

Sorry dude can’t hangout tonight going to be busy watching the Andrew Tate & Bonnie blue interview

*Ordering at Jersey Mikes* “Hey i’ll go ahead and get a #13 and go ahead and have Mike turn his body cam off for this one, thanks”

Damn my daughter is a complete fuck up let me go straight to twitter with this

Quick 4 beers to stop the shaking kinda day

How I’m stepping out this weekend

First date idea you watch me hit a bucket of balls and mutter slurs when I slice my driver

May be a 14 beer, empty stomach kinda night. Confirmation pending.

There is nothing asians love more than coughing in public

The butterfly effect is crazy because if I didn’t drink tonight I wouldn’t be driving my car right now

Tell him Anne Hathaway could still get put through the headboard

Feeling sick and wasn’t going to drink today but just watched a penguin escape a pod of Orcas on Instagram and now I’m back

We are so fucking back #WBS

Sydney Sweeney do you fuck with guys who have a 503 credit score?

Me and the boys leavin the bar tonight after 4+ hours on the lake, a 250$ unpaid tab, and 0 women talked to