I have drank a lot of beers and said a lot of unkind things about Matthew Stafford and his bitch wife tonight

Thinking about how cool David Montgomery is

Aaron Rodgers 🤝 my ass after a shower Being a washed bum

I also had children with a woman I’m not married to, I’m just like the drummer of Nirvana fr

my boy abdul from the taliban

Violet brought the flyer home for school pictures and said the kid in this picture looks like Bobby Hill

I don’t really keep up with baseball but do the Rockies not have people on their team that know how to play the game?

Chappell Roan looks like the kind of person you hold the gas station door open for and then doesn’t say thank you

AIDAN HUTCHINSON

BRIAN BRANCH

What the fuck is this game

Please don’t ruin my Sunday, Jared Goff

I’m going to jump off a bridge

The Trump ads that play between Barbie videos on my 7 year olds iPad:

Reminder that Billy Mays passing overshadowed Michael Jackson’s passing 3 days prior because he was that loved by America

Growing up means realizing Creed fucks

God I love this team

Jared Goff, so hot right now