whY THE fucK Did I bet eVeRYTHING oN LUNA #NFTs

hOW To LeAVe a Tip? thaT'S EaSy Ser yoU ChOosE YOur minT PricE

IF I hAd a tiP eVERY tIME mY mOtHeR-iN-laW PisseD mE OfF, I wouldn'T be herE TodAY

my GIRLFrIEnD JuST DUMpED mE, if YOu doN't lEAve tiPs i'll HaVE To STARt An oNlY Fans

IF i FUCked My GIRL As mUCh as I REFrESH mY BInaNCE acCoUnt I WOulDn't BE SInGle nOW

EaT clEAN ANd WOrk oUT. Unless yOU ARe witNeSsiNG a BEar MARKET, Just DEPRess

what IS THE CHEaPeSt pLacE tO LivE? #ETH #DownGoesBiden #sendhelp

IF yOu doN't sEE US TweEting for morE ThaN 2 hOUrs, it's BeCaUSE WE HAVEn'T been aBLE TO pAY oUr pHONE suBScrIptions

doeS aNYONe Know If thERe is A FRee BufFET AT #NFTNYC ? i hAvEn'T eATEn In 5 DAYs. I’m STarViNg. #Freemint #ChooseYourMintPrice

lEavE tiPs iF You dOn'T waNT US TO TaKe A BitE in yOur Burger

sHIt, We just rEALIZED wE'RE Guys. WE ShoulD HAvE cOME wiTh bIg BooBs to get TIPs

iF yoU are bROKE Too: STEP 1 : miNt A Bf For free steP 2 : USe IT AS a tWitTEr PFP stEp 3 : PUT YOuR WaLLeT in YOUR bio stEp 4 : MayBe You wiLl GEt a Tip toO

Dogs are nOt alLowED iN oUr reSTaurAnts, uNleSS their OWnerS waNt tip uS

mY eSCORT no loNgEr AcCEpTs cryPToS

I nEED TO FInd a jOb. No ONE Is imPreSsED anymore whEN i SAy I hAve BItcOin.

iF Eth GOEs to 0, YOu wIll aLL BE abLe TO MinT FOr 100 ETH

iF YOu leAVe Us tiPS, wE proMIse nOt tO invEst It In etH

wEn MiNT?

wE'd LiKe TO LaUncH tHis ShiT bUt wE bRoKE. LeAVe a Tip sO wE cAn DEpLoy

EtH Is back SO aRe WE