“Could you do me a favour and put all that in an email?” - Translation: I haven’t been listening and I want to escape

You Matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you Energy.

My toxic trait? I attract men. That is all.

Truth! I summon my inner Joe Goldberg on the daily. 💁‍♀️

When someone finally accepts your friend request but you're not the same person you were when you sent it. 😐👀

Just looking for the "Bugs" to my "Bunny" in a world full of Elmer Fudds. 🤷‍♀️

Cait Marks is a baby lavender dream queen 😍 "I filmed this look @ 8am using All Nighter Primer w/ Pollution Protection All Nighter Setting Spray. Stayed out after midnight and when I got home my makeup still looked perfect? Idk how u do it but #UrbanDecay, I appreciate u💜"

Food for thought. 🤔💭

To be a Genius is to be misunderstood. But to be misunderstood is not to be a Genius.

It's amazing how something so stupid as remembering to drink water at bedtime really makes one feel like they've got a handle on this adulting BS. 👌

Funny how cashiers at the drive-through never offer to "tap it" any more. Which one of you pervs ruined that for the rest of us? 🧐🤔😐

Two words that should strike fear into the heart of every man: "Women talk." 👌😉

Here’s a new poem called ‘To Be Pacific’.