Kiss my wife, toast the bread, butter the bread, add some Parmesan to the hamburger helper and mow that thing down. Then go back for seconds.

I thought this was common knowledge at this point? I’ve been sayin this for about 10 years now.

The officiating in this Texas-A&M game is certainly something

Perfection 🤌🤘

Manning gone mobile 🏎️

THE KID FROM AUSTIN 🤘 Q4 3:41 | Texas 27 TAMU 17

Best season in 30 years & they still can’t beat big bro 😂🤘🏼#PoorAggies

Texas has the most wins over projected playoff teams of ANY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY. Texas has the most wins over Top 14 teams of ANY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY. THE TEXAS LONGHORNS SHOULD BE IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF!

AND IT'S GOODBYE TO A&M 🤘

Big Brother is who?

Sounds like a privilege problem to me. And someone help me understand the tax breakdown.

There’s fraud in every state and you would not be able to convince me otherwise. All politicians are corrupt in some way or another. Taking money from people they shouldn’t be. Investigate everyone at this point

Voldemort has come back

Media is the master of manipulation. If you watch a 10 second clip or see a picture showin one thing, make sure to try and find the full story before makin an opinion.

Bro, Walmart bag…. Or did cali get rid of plastic bags?

All of the history you know is fabricated to a certain degree. History is written by the “winners/leaders”. When a war is won, the winner defines the history of it. It’s hard to get a true story when each side has their own opinions.

All political positions should be determined by the popular vote

This is what it means to Team USA 🇺🇸

Alysa Liu's father fled Communist China, and Liu went on to win gold for America.

Not USA textbooks