My life is such a fucking cope

imagine your divorced middle aged mother has a twitter account with her full name where she retweets shit like this. it is literally biologically impossible for a man to not become an incel in this situation

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substance abuse groyper

gay reetard on reddit misunderstood a comment i made and thought i didn't notice some text in a video. guess what he accused me of?lacking MEDIA LITERACY. because literacy in a piece of media ig. fucking hell

im just a slugcat trying to find its way home

Imagine therapy but good

I really disliked Jesse Pinkman.

Nap time

I drained the wells so the town has no water. I cut the phone lines and buried the grain. I drained the blood from the fortunate ones. It's self-destruction 'cause we're all the same.

the adoption of soyjaks are the societal equivalent of swallowing something disgusting to try to make yourself throw up only to have it go down the wrong way instead so now you're sick and have lung problems

when someone's in love with you, that gives you power over them. so they can't meaningfully consent to a sexual encounter

I need to get away from politics. Twitter keeps automatically flipping to the 'For You' page which just spams me with politics. I don't know what to do.

He's not called Boreing for no reason

It's been said before but the structure of the Daily ranking in Spelunky 2 is really annoying. It actively disincentivises trying to get a good score for anyone besides people going for #1. What's the point in trying to get money if you could just die and have it be meaningless?