If he was a woman they would call him assertive and that he should not settle.

Every guy needs to hear this.

Heavy makeup, filters, and unrealistic body standards have messed yall up, man. This woman is gorgeous. Not that it is any of our business or it counts for much in a life partnership.

Life lately 🙏🏾

David Coltart The City of Bulawayo Can we discuss about TTI once again?!! Why should we pay $1 for an hour parking when there is 10-5 minutes left? Paying a full dollar at 16:50pm is daylight robbery #Ndebeletwitter

I took her to Tasha's & she rubbed her hands together like a fly & said "Abashwe" when the food arrived. That's when i knew.💔

You do not owe the anyone being "palatable" . Kindness? Definitely. Humility? Sure. Goodness? Absolutely. But dimming your light to make the people around you comfortable isn't part of the deal. Be weird. Be awkward. Be assertive.

We can't even be nice to you guys because you will go around telling people that we want you. Ay. Bulawayo ngokuyiKindergarten class nje 🤞🏾💔

Learning at a boys only school was like learning at a military academy bruh😂 any small mistake , the whole unit goes down . Even the snitch. Actually, especially the snitch. And it always happened to be the Indian kid 🤞🏾😂

That's why he's the goat 😂😂😂

Tshadanini guys. Don't act married. Get married. Otherwise omunye lomunye kahlale ngibo liyekele yonke inonsense leyi. Because why are you going to live with a man who is not your husband? It will ALWAYS end this way. 10 times out of 10.

So ngingathwala ngenyoka yesifazane , yiyo ezacela mina imali?

S/O to Munch & Sip for putting our boy Frosty on. Those who frequent the Smokehouse circuit post-Kotwane will attest to the fact that this dude is one of the best club DJs around atm. Never a dull moment. All the more reason to celebrate my birthday at Munch🔥

I hereby commission the fine people of Bulawayo to get me so wasted at Munch & Sip that I tell you guys about a popular and active gent here who once went on a spree of sending unsolicited dick pics to huns and thinks we don't know about it.

We have ALL been down bad but throwing subs on a WhatsApp story update is where I PERSONALLY draw the line. I've watched yall do it for years now and I have NEVER, not once, seen it achieve the desired result 🤞🏾

Imbyokodo😂

With Cosmo reopening this Friday after months of renovations, the bulawayo weekend circuit is about to get more interesting. BAC and Samuriwo and Olympus as well are trying to join the Smokehouse-Cotton-TinCup weekend crowd. We can only hope this momentum pushes till December.

No better marketing for Zimbabwe tourism than this.

The absence of post nut clarity almost always guarantees the presence of pre nut delusion.