Kara Swisher eating this GOP hack alive on CNN right now is amazing.

Were I a member of Hezbollah, I'd probably avoid pigeons for the time being.

Just found some of Moo Deng’s old tweets and woof it’s not looking good

iw@ts

I think they're pretty comfortable with that.

lmao. Oh my lord. I was busy today and just saw the Robinson update. So, did he drop out? Or is he hanging on?

I think we *all* deserve Ben Shapiro and his wife commenting, from a medical perspective of course, on the WAP happenings here for the GOP nominee.

BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum

So there was this reporter, Olivia Nuzzi, who was covering my campaign.

JEFF: Did you hear? Bobby cheated on Cheryl! They’re done! Finished! LARRY: Are you kidding me? With who? JEFF: That journalist, uh, what’s her name, Olivia Nuzzi? LARRY: You’re telling me Bobby… nuzzled with Nuzzi? JEFF: He nuzzled with Nuzzi!

Mark Robinson heaving sighs of relief, surreptitiously logging back on to Nude Africa

Sure, a lot of crazy shit happening today. I get it. But the wildest might actually be the Jets beating the Pats at home in a primetime game.

It's like two truths and a lie out here tonight and, sadly, I think the Rufo one is probably the thinly sourced lie.

Jets fans - you deserve this shit out of this win. Congrats.

we aren't going to get many more nights like this on this website, so remember to cherish them when they do come.