🔥Telegram İfşa

Me thinking of the prospect of not having the Tories in charge anymore. #GeneralElection

“Now announce a general election and say you’re going to win it” #GeneralElection

“Alexa, show me a picture of someone out of their depth” #bbcqt #generalelection

Seeing Amanda Holden’s outfit I’m not sure if I’ve tuned into Britains Got Talent or Babestation #bgtfinal

“Alexa, can you show me the mind of a Daily Mail reader” #EURo2024  #SERENG #threelions #england #ENGSRB

Gareth Southgate’s childhood #ENGSVK

What does Rishi Sunak and a teenager’s vacuum cleaner have in common? They’re both fucked. #Elections2024 #GE24 #GeneralElection2024 #ExitPoll

Why did Harry Kane cross the road? Because Gareth Southgate was holding his hand and waiting for the green man. #ItsComingHome #ENGSPN #EURO2024   #ThreeLions

What’s the difference between Harry Kane and a burning bag of shit? Nothing #ENGSPA #ThreeLions #ItsComingHome

Gareth Southgate should not be praised for bringing on Palmer or Watkins. They should have started!!!! #ThreeLions #ENGSPA #EURO2024 #itscominghome

Chris McCausland was found holding a cheese grater in his dressing room. One of the most violent books he’s ever read. #Strictly

I hadn’t realised the opening title sequence for ‘I’m a Celebrity’ was Gary Barlow getting his son some alphabet spaghetti. #ImACeleb #garybarlow #imacelebrity

God, this is emotional. Please, someone tuck into some kangaroo minge to cheer me up. #ImACeleb #imacelebrity #barrymcguigan

This lady eats the Daily Mail for breakfast, lunch and dinner. #bbcqt

Did you know that an anagram of Nigel Farage is…. Anal Egg Fire #bbcqt

I thought I was watching ‘Embarrassing Bodies’ because I’ve just seen a talking cock. #bbcqt

Fury walks out to “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. This already has the feel of a ridiculous pantomime. #UsykFury2

Fury and Usyk thinking about the next rematch #UsykFury2

Looking forward to Fury vs Usyk 47 #UsykFury2

Best moment of the Liverpool game. #LIVLEI