goooooood morning chat c:

whatever. go my mii

when will my husband (girlfriend) return from the war (job)

most awesome toy in the world is probably “nyx epic ink liner”

for those who don’t know. r31gnn’s girlfriend (me!!!) has been playing along to music on a piano app called “The Piano”

shes playing counterstrike and im in her bed showing her cat youtube shorts

soft tummy card is sooo real

6’5” btw

nobody even wants to honk me anymore :(

*girl with a peanut allergy at the sex shop* hey uh, was this strap made in a facility that handles peanuts?

grace was explaining when she came out as a lesbian and she said she *was* bisexual and “transitioned to being a lesbian” like ok yeah, you n me both…

she airdropped me this lesbophobic ass picture cancel her

hey,, uhhhh, when did they change the drafts on here ?

ever think about how werner herzog’s name is like SOOOOOO close to being “weiner hotdog” ?

just had to put on d*odorant, nobody talk to me for the rest of the day :(

i guess u guys can have this

she wants to hit but she was to go to her j*b. anyone have any experience overcoming these circumstances ?