I miss Storm Floris. It was lovely having a nice cool breeze for a week or so there.

Are we sure the reason America is up in arms at the Minnesota Vikings is because the cheerleaders are male, and not because they picked two people who look like they have an airtight case against a back street cosmetic surgeon?

Imagine being the icon who is Alex Kingston - star of the most lauded medical drama & 1 of the top 3 sci-fi series of all time, accomplished of both stage & screen - and you're billed alongside a lawbreaking Reform-MAGAt reality TV contestant and some guy off YouTube 😔 #Strictly

OK God, I'm not sure specifically which of the naughty things I've done has qualified for this punishment - I appreciate it's a bit of a list - but if you will just turn down the heat I promise to probably never do it again 🥵

OMG I have just been sexually assaulted by a huge spider! Just minding my own business watching TV and this thing - at least 3" across - jumps over my shoulder and lands squarely on my unmentionables. A huge spider. ON MY UNMENTIONABLES! I feel so dirty 😫

PC Plods scratching their heads.. Do they arrest someone with a Plasticine Action shirt⁉️

Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 They'll be waiting an eternity for feedback just to decide if they can arrest someone wearing a 'Plasticine Action' shirt. Meanwhile, you can hold up a flag saying, "Kill them all," and the police will look the other way. This is what two-tier policing looks like.

My favourite thing about this interaction is that when the guy asks Grok to restate the answer in dumb speak, Grok also changes all the measurements to US values.

Ok but can we please have Luke Mitchell as Riggs and Tom Hardy as Price and can they maybe be a sweet married couple when they're not killing bad guys? variety.com/2025/film/news…

I swear the only reason for the emergency alert to sound like that is to give half the population a heart attack so there are fewer people to have to shelter in case of the apocalypse.

People of Earth! I have SOLVED the problem of rising sea levels that threatened our planet! I'm going to use up all the extra water creating AI images and videos of rugby players. I HAVE SAVED US ALL! No thanks is necessary but a Nobel Prize would be nice.

What a great idea. Maybe you could round them up and send them to a specific place to do it. You know, a sort of camp where you could concentrate them, for more efficient murdering?

You never truly appreciate the speed hair grows at until you're shaving your ears for the second time in a week.

Everyone, look at the highly specific fetish content that I spent several hours finding that nobody has ever come across accidentally and doesn't involve sexually abusing kids like all those very Republican Christian church pastors do! Isn't it shocking!

Wtf is this?! Nobody told me we were back on! And on a Sunday night? Fetch the wine! #MAFSUK

So far I'm not strongly attracted to any of these guys, which probably means none of them is a psychopath. I'm not sure if that's good or bad news. #MAFSUK

Dean is cute but I'm gonna need him to stop speaking. #MAFSUK

Sarah is dumping Dean for the tattooed PT at the first dinner party, I'm calling it. #MAFSUK

Just forget about women Dean, there's a whole community of bear lovers who will happily snap you up as long as you promise never to rap again. #MAFSUK

I would like to see some non-stereotypical gay representation on TV. I love a bit of camp but just once it'd be nice to have a hard as nails, rough as fuck builder or something. #MAFSUK