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NO F*CKING WAY: Trump just leapt in to stop a reporter from asking Pam Bondi about the “missing minute” in the Epstein jailhouse tape. The panic was visible. You’d think they were being asked about national security secrets, not a dead sex trafficker with no clients, no tapes,

I cannot breathe

Looks like Grok has been reprogrammed to remind us what actual antisemitism looks like

If a corporate Dem had won with the most primary votes *in NYC history*, pundits would be talking about them as the future of the party.

What about the second?

Grok has fled to Argentina

This is me and Casey. So, by extrapolation, it's me and Andy 🤤

Casey, repeating a line from a TV show: tire fire Me: ....or- if you're from Buffalo: Casey, without hesitating: toyre foyre I've taught him well

i have several hundred follow up questions about the layout of his kitchen

My SIL asked for a photo of Casey and I for their picture book of family members that they want to show their kids every night so they become familiar with faces and names and damn, I really favor one side of my face, huh? (Expand for point to be made)

Caleb lmfaoooo let’s go

I call this plant my pout pout plant. It wilts very dramatically whenever it needs water, in the course of only a couple hours. I’ll post an update later of how quickly it perks up after watering.

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He’s running for re-election in the fall