And if there's gonna be a life here after, And faith somehow I'm sure there's gonna be, I will ask my God to let me make my Heaven, In that dear land across the Irish sea. 🍀

Good thing they added that incredibly necessary photo of him in the corner with a face that absolutely does not look like he’s doing something else. Just plain old good journalism, right there.

This guy explains phone addiction and how it impacts our relationships

Forgot all about this. The Denis Leary and Dame Edna impressions are gold.

Were any of her rules “Don’t look like a horse” or “Maybe don’t bang kids”?

When my boys were really little, they’d watch this and would yell and jump at the screen because they thought this clip of Dolly and Kenny (who do resemble my parents) was just a video of their grandparents 😂

If someone were going to go through the unbelievably difficult and tedious process of faking one’s own death, do people really think they’d drive around IN A CONVERTIBLE?

You could really do some damage with that wrench in the heat of passion

Watching “Is This Thing On?” and now I’m sad I never tried stand-up. I’m too old now and would look even older under the lights.

If you were born in 1978, give your mom a hug. She deserves it.

The green beans took me out

A year ago today I was watching Denzel Washington play Othello on Broadway. Today I’m hitting up a Dollar General.

That arrow is more unnecessary than any Kardashian marriage

I miss Warren Zevon

For absolutely no reason, I was looking through my Catholic kindergarten yearbook from 1990 and found this kid. He’s probably in his early 40s now and possibly even still living in WNY. If you know him, I’d love for you to remind him of this.

I think I’ve shared this before but Letterman/Simmons was always my favorite duo

Is this not really him? I think it’s him.

Don’t mean to brag but it’s not even noon on Monday and I’ve already my first job rejection email of the week