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Just wanted to let yall know I’m fartin it the fuck up in my room. It’s dangerous in here. My poor dogs

YOU FUCKING CHILDREN RUINED THE VANILLAMACE DISCORD??? Yall need to learn how to shut the fuck up and not be weird towards people on the internet!!

Colder than the polar bears toe nails

I’m sure there’s a good chunk of my followers that support trump and his antics but I wanna make it very clear: FUCK ICE AND FUCK THE WAR ON WOMEN AND FUCK THE WAR ON PALESTINE. Humans deserve to live in peace and have the right to their own decisions and destinations.

Is anyone else’s Spotify being r worded

I cannot get into a new show 😭 someone help. Any recs? I’m a medieval nerdy shit, crime shows, maybe some crazy docs?

funky fridayyyy. Who’s getting funky

Yeah they better let me off probation stat bc I’m out this hoe

One good thing happened today and this is it

The higher the mountain, the colder the weather. The older the ox, the tougher the leather. The fairer the maiden, the lighter her skin. The shorter the pecker, the quicker it’s in.

Okuuurrtrr plane on Netflix is really good

Got 3 laugh reacts in the chat today. #win

SHES SERIOUS. HER TITTIES ARE IN MY DMS RN OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT A DRILL THEYRE PERFECT HOLY FUCK

Dear DFW airport, there’s absolutely zero reason in this entire world for it to be 83 mf degrees in your establishment at 5:30am. Pay your fucking ac bill please and run that shit thru the roof bc I’m abt to pass the hell out. Thank you kindly

Im about 5 benders away from being ready to start a family. Real talk