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giving 17 year olds the right to vote then taking away their porn is the kind of masterful political gambit that could only be achieved by UK Labor

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trying to read the new yorker to seem like an intellectual and they have naked women on page 5

i want to see a beatdown hardcore band in a trampoline park

I need a wife who loves me. And a model train kit. And a chrome desert eagle with pearl grips

I’d like to thank the oasis reunion tour, 7 natty Bo cans, the movie human traffic, my barber, and my natural charm for getting me where i am today

I ran a very timely, reliable, and safe Thomas the train wooden track layout and would yell at other kids when they came to my house and had the trains crash

I always knew making friends with a prospective pilot would work out in my favor

Having a real Cute Without the ‘E’ (Cut From the Team) 2002 Taking Back Sunday moment so i apologize for any tweets about the apparently large size of my dick

just beat an israeli at clash royale im doing my part

kissed a girl in the rotc. doing my patriotic duty

sweet caroline was already one of the worst songs ever, but people adding that unnecessary "so good! so good!" really cements as an all-time Imbecile Anthem

First they came for Sweet Caroline and i said nothing for i hate Sweet Caroline Then they came for Brown-Eyed Girl which has an amazing Jimmy Buffet cover and nobody was left to speak for me

Keep getting ads for a new movie where sophie from peep show is an actor and i keep thinking my shows back on

Oasis - Chad and Stacey Blur - Melvin and Becky Suede - Doomer and E-girl Placebo - School shooter

nvm twin blow yo shit smooth off

new joshua block in town. except i drink more and can sing yacht rock classics without using military time