1 used but turns out they gave me another so I still have 2 invite codes

Ye literally burnt down the city of Cork because the IRA killed a single member of a british military patrol ye absolute thick cunts.

Pushed banana bread to its absolute limit in terms of density

hello Israel ישראל Israel Defense Forces i’ve attached below a photo of a Palestinian hospital full of children

This sonnet sequence could have been an email

OK so after waiting 3 months to see her, pain specialist went really well and I'm going to be getting inpatient IV ketamine for a week in February next year!!!!!! A WIN FOR THE GIRLS!!!!

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

think i just saw Tim Smith driving a 1998 Corolla hatch in Kew. is he even allowed to be on the roads? and if he is, should he be allowed to be on the road? and if he should, how does it feel to be in a 98 Corolla, Timmy? not quite the Commonwealth fleet, is it?

Do you know how many transphobes insist that endometriosis is a “uterine condition” when the whole point of endometriosis is that tissue grows…OUTSIDE OF THE UTERUS.

it was lichrally never my intention to brag tho........

hey fun fact about this year’s spotify wrapped

only created this account because I was locked out of my first account because twitter figured out that I made it before I was old enough to be on twitter according to terms of service xx

YES

NEW GENDER NEUTRAL TOILET INCOMING!!!!!

When someone asks if I know what ontology is

my body is addicted to having autoimmune diseases

I’d rather fucking kill myself than give up sticking Q-tips in my ears

Eating some bleak soup.. Its green and quite putrid: )

"dyke" is offensive to the gay community. #themoreyouknow