(THREAD) BREAKING NEWS: Mueller has sent a report to DOJ that DOJ is representing is "comprehensive" and will shortly be publicly summarized. A lot of the reporting surrounding this major event is *wrong*—so I'll try to report things accurately. I hope you'll read on and retweet.

Amy Santiago is cute as a button :) #Brooklyn99

All episodes of #SamuraiJack are now free and fully watchable on the Adult Swim app and adultswim.com

#7Seconds and The Libido Boyz at the #7thStreetEntry in 1988, I was 14 :p

My 4.5 year old is half hostage negotiator and half alien death trap where the rules change every single night and it preys on our emotions as a WEAKNESS...

Wow Matt Serwe massive thunder and lightning and heavy sleet almost like hail under the most ominois bruised yellow sky I’ve ever seen in Rochester, MN

Are you there God? It’s me, Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin God.

Uhgg, just realized I’m a middle age guy with a gut and a ponytail and I’m “going through some stuff” , I’ve never felt more like a cliche in my life :(

AG Barr is a disgrace, and his alarming efforts to suppress the Mueller report show that he's not a credible head of federal law enforcement. He should resign—and based on the actual facts in the Mueller report, Congress should begin impeachment proceedings against the President.

I support this 110%

I always forget not to engage with any “fun” things on here because the replies are always full of “WRONG” and “WHO LIKES THAT” when I just take it for granted that it’s just supposed to be read as your opinion and not as an aggressive NOSTALGIA CHALLENGE

Best mid 80’s comedy movie:

Feeling a little down? Just remember the way that natasha lyonne says cock-a-roach-a in #RussianDoll for a quick smile to LOL ;)

Same, I need sugar like I’m a diabetic on methadone...

Come with me if you want to live... #badasswomen