Khalil Mack was just elected as mayor of Chicago.

Fuck everything

He better be cut before he makes it to the locker room.

Saying “bye bitch” to your coworker getting off an elevator in 2019 really makes you the villain. #futureme can be sorry

Literally anything is better than watching sports

Really smart to commit a holding penalty of first down. Only way to keep your defense off the field for more than four plays.

Last week, my neighbor sat on her deck with her friend complaining about being 42 and single while eating a ham and pineapple pizza. This morning, a gentleman walked out on the deck, still dressed in his St. Patrick’s Day attire, and lit her cigarette for her. #dreamsdocometrue

Relentless pursuit of the ball carrier.

@BlakeDoehring23 p.s. Look what the braves got for Shelby Miller.

@CMASKingtape MrBoom get a room

if trump is our president i'm just gonna trip acid for 4 years and call it a day

Can we go to the bullpen for a new broadcaster?

Is Tampa Bay still paying Glennon?

Live look at Laura's reaction to the god awful end of that half.

Me last night.

The look on Pancho’s face when I dropped a string cheese on the floor and told him he could have it is why we are best friends.