I was happier as a student at UW–Madison for a while - I didn’t think of pop music video stars as much.

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Whoever’s up there on camera, I just hope they’re classic and that they’re a good influence. Can you do that? Lorde

It looks like your touching your vagina on camera. That’s not some wife. Lorde

Aren’t my body and brain being bruised year after year for everything you’re pervertedly selling out for? Lorde

President Donald Trump talks about Jesus Christ!

So Never Fear Truth can’t meet me. And Bill Gates shouldn’t be able to meet me. President Donald J. Trump

Tupac is known for his chest but that’s just because he’s got pictures out of that.

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Johnny Depp and Bill Gates can’t ever meet me because they’re ruthless “mafia star” like figures who let me get drug nearly 5 straight years through witchcraft connected by a chip on my and her head, with absolutely zero assistance for the human torture, every single day. President Donald J. Trump

I always felt like a Californian Golden Boy growing up, being so good at basketball and football, a big water-sport smile, and I never got to be in that just yet.