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Cancelling my trip to DC now.

i said tonight that there needs to be accountability at every level of our justice system. the reason is simple. the people have lost faith in it. they’ve lost faith for good reason. because it is corrupt to the point of inversion. Daniel Penny was trying to help his fellow

Damn my middle-class upbringing.

Trans activism is well on its way to the same trash pile as masking and vax mandates. Put another way: Krystal identifies as retarded, she just hasn't fully transitioned yet.

tfw you create self-satire by censoring satire.

This absolutely retarded take brought to you Pfizer, Raytheon and Northrop Grumman!

The perfect stocking stuffer.

It's way too easy to forget that Starship is 2.5 "Big Mikes" taller than a Saturn 5. That's a BIIIIG rocket.

I cannot imagine being this arrogant while simultaneously being this retarded.

"Hear what?" DAMN!

Well duh. We may be savages, but we're not uncultured, for fuck's fuckin sake. I am the very model of a modern major general.

Reality is more satirical than satire…

Hold on... I thought the rich didn't "pay their fair share." So how would a flat tax be a tax break for them?

Mrs. T gave me a lovely gift this evening. And now she wants $6.2 million for it. Banana... And wallet... For scale.

Happy Thanksgiving from the Turgidsons! Mrs. T really outdid herself!!

IM BACK FROM TWO WEEKS AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION IN THE DESERT, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN RESORTS WORLD AND FONTAINBLEU. WTF DID I MISS?

I AM NOW CONVINCED THAT President Dr RollerGator MVIP PhD IS ACTUALLY GREG DAVIES FROM TASKMASTER. I AWARD MYSELF FIVE POINTS.

President Trump is ushering in a new era of maximum transparency. Today, per his direction, previously redacted JFK Assassination Files are being released to the public with no redactions. Promises made, promises kept. archives.gov/jfk