Going to work trying to be an honest and decent person while a cabal of satanic pedos will go unpunished and get my entire paycheck as a reward

what a sentence

Number of hours in a day: Monday — 24 hours Tuesday— 24 hours Wednesday— 24 hours Thursday — 24hours Friday— 24 hours Saturday — 6 hours. Sunday— 5 hours

Successfully wasted 10% of the year

Smoking on that shit that made Ford Focus

I call em my lil niggas but I see why yall cant

When you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep

Just 3 more months

quando faz 2 horas q eu tô vendo reels no banheiro e eu lembro q tô no trabalho

smoking on that shit that made microsoft excel

Me watching my manager leave early after a full day of doing absolutely nothing.

co-op??? i hope my boyfriend is ready to be a winx

literally bye. It has everything a show could want. Drama, Action, Mystery, Adventure, an amazing story, plot twists and to top it all off one of the greatest theme songs ever. If anything, no one talks about it enough. #Codelyoko

She tweeted “in Somalia we execute pedophiles” The headline:

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory.

This might be the smoothest edit I've ever seen

realmente tem uma cena de bob esponja pra tudo na vida kkkkkkkkk

When I was a kid my uncle had a family and a job and a dog and then one day he just got up and walked into the woods and shot himself. I never understood why. But now that I'm 34 I'm just impressed he made it to the woods

Exactly put them fucking coats back on y’all thought it was shake dat ass time