Dear ParkMobile (USA) you allow a system where people need to validate where they left from. Paid for a full 3 hours but now I’m leaving and I can’t pass the parking to someone else nor can I reduce the time. So I paid for time and you double dip. That’s crazy work Brodie

A raggedy bitch will as a raggedy bitch does…

Just a tweet

My obligatory twice a month tweet: We know you bent the knee and kissed the ring.

Hey hi and hello

Hey wassup hellooooo

I’m sorry, but I beg your fucking pardon?!

I got my hair done…

Dear Maybelline New York we’ve been friends for a very long time. Anyone will tell you I am a Maybelline girl down to my bones. However, I’m SO sad because I can’t find your bubble mascara in stores. 😭 How can we rectify this??

Either LensCrafters or Acuvue owe me new contacts. Somehow I wound up with a .5 prescription and an 8.5 prescription. MINE IS A 9. The only thing I can do with these is put them in and go “boy, I sure wish I could fucking see”. I’m SO upset

I live in MD. I was on 5th and K NW. I need to go to 3000 K NW. I’m not sure why the Lyft map basically sent him halfway to MD before going back the way we came Do better with your maps and directions. I’m going to the exact same place from the exact same place

Heyyyyy

Ooop, been over a month since I been here. Hey pookies!!! 💙💙

Heyyyyyy. Heyyy. How yall doing?

I just saw a video of Mona “dont call me white girl” and 1) I get why people think we look alike 2) can I pull off a 613???

Hey friends. I missed yall

I still don’t have NYE plans and that’s bugged out for me. I’m about to tell my friend to come over in her pajamas and we just gon drink lol

Hey heauxs!!! Happy new year!!