Remember ginseng? That was a thing for a couple years. This tweet, now with Ginseng!

Kirk Cousins named his kid Turner because he was born on Ted Turner Dr. He sure did his research. Thats like me naming my kid Ted Cruz because he was born near a dumpster. That makes no sense but Mr. Religious Anti-Vacs righty named a kid after someone once married to Jane Fonda.

I cannot, I repeat, CAN motherfuckin' NOT wait to see Jardiance on Broadway! Lin Manuel Miranda strikes again!!! #tweetsforpeoplethatstillseecommercialsandmyguylinmm

Did Wyclef start the whole mumble rap/sound like I ain't trying trend? Bugged the shit out of me on that 2nd solo where he sounded like he didn't care. It was on purpose, but everyone does that now. Bad Bunny with his muffled whisper Aye... aye... muffled word... aye... big sound

Put Jimmy Kimmel Live and Jimmy Kimmel back on the air, wockaflockas. Y'all are a disgrace to every single freedom fry you ate in 2003.

Bought some Lemon scented Up & Up wipes, & my significant other said she had a lot of these, so we dont need to buy more. I stressed, but are they THESE... motioning to the scent & name, & she said no, they're Lime Down & Downs. I was already all in, but now I'm even more in.

I'm going to need someone to dry and comb Ed Sheeran's hair. Is dude so powerful that no one will say to him, your hair is ridiculous? Just a lot of people saying, yo Ed, lovin that look man. Pay me my money.

Baseball, why do these morons pull starters who are on fire? Mariners then Tigers. So dumb. As soon as Skubal was pulled, just knew it was no good, but match ups I guess.

Perhaps the most honest celebrity height listed online, Michael Cera. Ive looked at various athletes & celeb heights out of curiosity. But while watching a movie looked up dude to see what else he's got going on and saw in large print... 5' 9". If it said 6' I would believe it.

I just gotta pop in here quick and talk about this mpls slander. Then I’ll return to yall regular scheduled programming

Stop bringing coffee to people in movies and TV. They apparently cant fill the cups with any kind of liquid and not even the best actors can pretend the cups anything but empty. So just make it that none of the characters drink coffee. That's more realistic than empty cups.