Who the fuck is trying to buy Texas

If George Carlin was still alive, would he be having a field day with everything going on, or would he go so crazy that he’d have to be committed?

I understand that stuff like this probably won’t lead to any major gain but I still think this is great if you are a politician. Your constituents will remember it and it shows you are responding to them even if your hands are tied.

Cory Booker is rising to the occasion, and I am 100% here for it. That man is not just taking a stand, he’s energizing the base. “President Cory Booker” sounds pretty appealing right about now.

get me to God's country

Look, I love public transit, but something’s gotta be done about some of the crazy/inconsiderate folks who use it. This isn’t the first time I’ve had to change subway cars because of someone acting like a complete putz!

First video up!! 📺♥️🥳 youtu.be/c3kYM_dEH0Q

If only we had some typa… littoral combat focused craft…

Fyre Fest 2 has been cancelled?

Disagree.

April 19th 1982: "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK". Newsweek creates the single greatest headline literally EVER.

On, so we’re arresting judges now. Good to know.

Just finished watching the NCIS: Origins season finale… I don’t want to spoil anything, but I am fucking PISSED. I get the concept of a fucking cliffhanger, but don’t fuck with my heart like that, you bastards.

Pretty sure that Black Jews - and Black Jews alone - get to use it.

Oh, the Middle East is homophobic? Then explain how Iran and Qatar are BOTH Hamas’ sugar daddies.

I highly recommend coming out for at least one show - it’s gonna be an awesome time!

Instacart using “Semi-Charmed Life” in a commercial is certainly an interesting choice. I, too, associate songs about screwing and doing narcotics with grocery delivery services.

Look, I hate the current Iranian government as much as the next guy, but I gotta pour one out for the Persian Tomcats.