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I said store instead of show in one of my earlie tweets

Ew I actually have to get out of bed today.

Guardiola keeps saying he wants new challenges yet only takes jobs at teams who are either champions already and/or have money.

He said "Ima politely sit this selfie on ya TL" lol

Hungry

me to kraft dinner

I truely hate texting, I ignore several text a day.

warm ass car ride to walk into this cold add house

I love my crazy goofy stupid gorgeous weird lame hilarious adorable socially challenged friends.

Elsa the polite silver puppy from Antarctica

Someone has a talking elmo doll in the back hallway of the mall and its really creepy hearing it...

taxes filed....show me the money!!!

online shopping has officially become an addicting

One love one house..

, I really want some candy

OKAY IM GONNA GO TO BED IM SEEING EXO TOMORROW KFMDNDN

"cinesias, nursing a hard-on, wanders onstage." there are some hilarious (and interesting) stage cues in this play

Class act by the ND Eagles

this jewelry commercial keeps coming on and it just sounds like the guy is offering/threatening to choke his girlfriend