see kids, ALL problems can be solved by faking your own death

karliah's mad at us for stealing her grandma's weird hat but it's not like she needs it anymore

fake news, please don't make things up about me for your political agenda. i'm trying a LOT of gay stuff this month.

sigh. after that one girl with the diarrhea blocked me we REALLY need a new guildmaster. gonna have to do this stupid questline all over again

RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE! YOU CANNOT WALK ON THEM! YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM... YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED. THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE

Top ten times i was gonna get a tramp stamp but thought the better of it

accidentally introduced the guild to my alchemical romance and now they won't stop playing them all the fucking time

me neither

MY armor is cooler than YOUR armor

i passed out in breveras house and then she ate a bunch of giants toes and shat all over the bed and walls fucking gross dude.

holy fucking shit lass it's scott the woz

aye, it's true. squidward is the most dangerous enemy to the thieves guild.

Everyone report this dirtbag

why do you guys start speaking in slashes and parentheses in like, totally different voices as if you know something the rest of us don't? weirdo behavior

we didn't do it.

dude HOLY SHIT YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD

i cabnt fucking do this anymor e