“If I wore clothes like those I’d have to kick my own ass.”

It was the 90’s, he was probably a mid-level marketing account rep.

The first album you bought with your own money:

Why are the refs so bad tonight?!? Tony Brothers isn’t even here. #TakeNote

Ok Jazz, the drive to the paint and then do a jump pass to the only person you see in the far corner needs to stop. #TakeNote

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks Bill Kennedy is a Rob Schneider doppleganger.

Michael Cera saying “let my cream hydrate you” must be the most euphemistic line in a commercial ever?

Look, I believe members of the church are allowed to believe that marriage is only between a man and a woman. I also believe it’s ok for other people to believe otherwise. The level of cognitive dissonance this requires is too much.

Apparently asking if someone believes I. their religion’s foundational beliefs is “gay”.

I can believe I’m saying this, but… Man I miss the days when the republican nominee was just some doofus from Texas.

Hey JD Vance, do I get an extra vote for each one of these I make? Or is that just for you?

Measurements of JD Vance ‘s firstborn.

Thought: Instead of being mad about a skit during the opening ceremonies, we focus on the athletes who spent four years preparing to compete? Some of you are just looking to be mad, and to let everyone know you’re mad, so you can be mad together. Make it about the athletes.

To do the right thing, even when others don’t. Mike Lee do you have a problem with choosing the right?

Aliens in Springfield… or something.

Watching the Utes game… when did ESPN hire Kermit the frog to commentate?

If you’re going to make this accusation, you have to admit that R’s could have cheated in 2020 AND 2024. The R votes are a bigger anomaly than the D votes, since it’s over 2 election cycles.

Want to know how I know he’s completely full of shit?? I was a participant in one of the vaccine studies.

What an absolute coward. Just because I proved he was wrong. Well, I guess I told him several times he was wrong, a hypocrite and a terrible human being, but I was right each time.