I sent my wife to buy some crazy dangerous fireworks and this is what she came back with.

Been working around the house, then headed out to have some fun with the family. Decided to check Twitter. . Everyone's posting pictures of Trump, ear bleeding, pumping his fist in the air with headlines like "Rally interrupted by Trump's sudden and unexpected exit."

Forgot to brag about my Father's Day gift from one of my kids.

Do kids not learn cursive in school anymore? If not, how do they sign stuff?

What does this button do?

People need to learn to negotiate better. Every time I list something to sell online the convo goes like this. Them: Is your item still available? Me: yes. Them: what's the lowest you take? Me: I don't know.I think I'm asking a fair price. Make me an offer. Them: *stares blankly*

The Amish don’t mess around. 👀

I accidentally wiped all my daughter's contacts. whoops.

Lee Blaine went to find Earth's second moon, and found also a lovely girl in dire need. Today's episode of the podcast is "Onslaught of the Druid Girls" by Ray Cummings. I've also prepped an epub for those who read with their eyeballs. Links in 🧵. My cover and the original:

High into air are the great New York buildings lifted by a ray whose source no telescope can find. With thousands dying, the world's only hope lies with two adventurous scientists and their experimental high-altitude ship. Today's podcast episode is "Lords of the Stratosphere".🧵

Having surprise contact with some of the folks I knew when I was serving Brazil this week.

Using a GIF, what's a video game you've completed more than once?