Going to the zoo with @kylahmerr

“@JayyBarkk: I miss Phantom, Les Mis, and Sweeney.” So you miss high school? Lol

Love isn't about possession, it's about appreciation.

I'm not trying to impress anyone, I'm just working on me

Do what you like. Like what you do.

It's like I can't fall asleep cause I feel it's weird not waking up next to you.

Roman candle fight!

Drunk people eating chips and salsa just doesn't work

“@bklynwilson: I can't think of anything I hate more than the dentist.” Stubbing your toe with a toothpick under your toenail?

You need to slow down every once in awhile

“@BTurnMEONmire: RT @Garrett_Jones20: Promises ain't nothing more then a great lie” don't chill with people that can't keep them. Nuff said

I hate when you turn on a faucet and it sprays on you

I'm gonna need a room mate soon. If interested, DM me.

My dick is the size of a peanut

@gmabrahamson wanna mess?

@gmabrahamson I feel something warm in my pants

@gmabrahamson only if Rhett's there... I hear he's hung like a horse

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It sucks to hear, but everything heals with time.

Why so harsh?