watch me play video games on Twitch plz

Interesting they say it will take 20 seconds to sing happy birthday twice while washing your hands It feels like an eternity when the wait staff at Chili’s are singing it to you

i had a dream that you and i were quarantined together

#COVID19 made me go back to working the pole for money

everything reminds me of you, Rona

I definitely woke up my neighbors..

After years of hands on research and peer review, the data concludes that I’m sad

I want to see the world more than ever

If you’re looking for love, you’ll find it If you’re looking for hate, you’ll find it If you’re looking for truth, good luck

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but give your girl more attention, because I’m tired of my dm’s always being from girls with boyfriends

First look at season 4 of Ozark

Why don’t oldies stations ever play anything new?

The Rays are heading to the ALCS! #CLINCHED

thankful for today

what if bands put ads in the middle of their songs, like podcasts do, to actually make money on Spotify?

me: arguing with strangers online is a waste of time me reading comments of strangers arguing online:

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