Being forced into interactions with people I dislike makes me dislike them even more, actually.

No, I love that everything about you has changed since you two started dating! Of course, I totally still respect you and don't think less of you at all.

Why businesses like to waste their own money, I'll never know

Did an audition too fast and realized belatedly that, while hysterical, I have done a wildly incorrect and random version of the character. Que sera sera 🌹

I stopped spending money on hairdressers when I realized it was hundreds of dollars to be upset at what they'd done wrong or badly. I recently tried again. I was right the first time.

Sometimes, when I can't fall asleep, I imagine as vividly as I can that I'm the last person on Earth, and there's no one around anywhere to even TRY to bother me. It's extremely peaceful.

Gentlemen are great, but a man who's too gentle will drive me straight up a wall.

Theory I read: arrogant people only make you angry if you, too, are arrogant. Discuss 🤔

"My friends always hate the people I date" - you're doing this to yourself.

I have many talents I enjoy, so it seems churlish to complain about the ones I don't, but once in a while I'd like to discover cat vomit with my eyesight instead of my foot.

Money is imaginary. It is insane that every industry we have has been stripped of its substance and turned into a constantly flowing prayer wheel of fake debt and value.

"Are you interested in some unsolicited constructive criticism?" Almost never, no.

My first sketch working with Stevie Emerson is up! Check it out on YouTube: youtu.be/3hiwxKlkUZ4?si… 🤩

"It takes all types," I say to myself, swallowing yet another judgement of others before 8am.

Realized something about myself, but that realization was accompanied by the sound bite from Love on the Spectrum where he goes, "That's Good to Know," and is, thus, somewhat marred.

I feel, all the time, that my perspective does not matter and that the default is people will not like it or me. But I was the only person in my oil painting class to paint the cloth under the paper, and this feels somehow significant. My first oil painting on the right.

I just don't enjoy anxiety as a group activity.

I went to a film networking event tonight and have decided that next event, my attire will involve a giant QR code with a link to my work to save everyone a little time

I tend to view eating as a time-consuming interruption, which goes about as well as you might expect. To combat this, there's a bowl of boiled eggs in the fridge. Every time I notice I'm hungry, I go eat one. I'm less tired, but I also feel a little like a snake.