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Many TV writers say it’s hard to get access to broadcasters. It’s time to change that. If you’re a comedy writer and you’d like to come in for a chat, I’m holding two open afternoons on 6th & 7th Feb 2019. Email me [email protected] if you’d like to book a time to come in.

A New York City taxi driver: *just driving along* Holden Caulfield:

Genge getting criticised for drinking a beer on TV Here's some news Most test teams have a beer in the changing rooms Many in the stadium were drinking The 6Ns title sponsor is an alcohol brand Plus F1 drivers and cricketers do it all the time Let's use a bit of sense

No Champions League Until 2022

Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do... here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Starting with this dainty effort from Brian.

Was accidentally sent 20,000 copies of my new album today instead of 200. I might as well sign them all since I’ve nothing better to do.

Is there anyone out there with links in engineering. Let’s keep this young man off the streets please. We are a big community so I’m sure there is some work experience/apprenticeships out there. If so hit me up

This video of a footballer nutmegging an entire squad, even when they know it is coming, is utter joy.

That sofa shop used to be a car wash…

Within a quarter of a mile of where I live in London, there are maybe 20 different languages, cuisines, ethnicities, private houses, council houses, housing associations, a strong sense of community . Some people outside of London are threatened by this, I 'kin love it.

So this happened. Finally the UN has amitted #Aberystwyth as a Sovereign Nation State.

Finally