I can't just pick up a pre-made sandwich and eat it. I need to know its origin story.

#Chicago

I brought my famous paper plates to the cookout.

Sarah Everett why do all these inkblot tests show my parents fighting

A berry in every bite...

Papa C is giving off an East Coast vibe, "Whadafuckyoulookinat?"

Instead of praising me when I correct an annoying behavior, my wife just pulls another out of her back pocket for me to work on. How many are in that pocket?

When I was a kid we would ring the doorbell and run away and now we ask people to do it but leave us food lmao

More toothbrushes, please!

Memorial Day 🇺🇸

Monday May 26,2025 1:00pm … 51 Degree Air /58 Degree Water … #GreatLakeJumper … Dunkin' Chicago Bars Lake Michigan

it is therefore reasonable to believe that the average and healthy individual…the man who can endure the mental and physical stresses of combat—still has such an inner and usually unrealized resistance towards killing a fellow man that he will not of his own volition take life

i love you 🖤

it's me I'm miss lasagna ruling over my pasta kingdom

A Jay of the Blue variety.

"I've done my tour of duty, now I'm home and I'm not going anywhere..." youtu.be/nfBiFDUDeXY?si…

"Mamas and grandmamas love you, 'cause that's all they know how to do. But you never planned on the bombs in the sand, or sleeping in your dress blues." youtu.be/Cu4O8p8uuKI?si…