Wan-Bissaka at £15m is the signing of the summer.

Truly pathetic. Will there be a petition every time an Arsenal player makes a perceived mistake?

Mateta is going to revert to lummox mode, isn’t he. Sarr looked far better. Doucoure a pleasant surprise - much more positive with the ball than I’ve ever seen. Delighted for Henderson. Not Mitchell’s greatest performance. Wharton majestic. A good point🔴🔵

The headline is ludicrous enough. The actual copy itself is even more embarrassing.

On an otherwise nondescript Monday’s racing it was so wonderful to hear @huntycaller back in the commentary box after he’s gone through the most unimaginable suffering.

Obviously not the most crucial fixture or the greatest opposition but I really enjoyed that England performance, full of zip, purpose and guile. Little Gomes was terrific and there’s huge squad depth. Very encouraging.

Lovely to see the much-missed legend commemorated at his beloved Doncaster

Turned on the Solheim Cup and had to wait all of 90 seconds until I heard the word momentum.

The Guardian’s relentless anti-gambling campaign summed up by this ludicrous paragraph from Barney Ronay. It’s an insulting, inaccurate portrayal of the National Lottery’s clients. So boring.

Palace wrap: JP and then Hendo badly at fault for their first goal. Lacroix and Eddie made solid debuts. Munoz was annoying. Eze was quiet. Wharton is a truly world-class talent. Leicester not great but I can’t help but admire Vardy. We will be fine but need a win soon.

Be in no doubt, today we saw one of the all-time great horse races

I know they don’t usually get injuries, but how did Arsenal missing one or two players today become the biggest news story since Covid?

Thumbs up to these changes but let’s get them announced a bit earlier in future please.

Within a year the world of football will look back on Mateta’s purple patch and wonder how it happened. In other news, doubts increase about the effectiveness of Glasner’s formation. The wing backs work incredibly hard but don’t create enough and are often isolated.

I’m reading the new Champions League format is to blame for too many goals. I’m also reading the new Champions League is to blame for too few goals. The rush to find a narrative gets ever more laughable.

Nice evening

Came down to beautiful Came Down for 18 holes with my old Sweet Spot sidekick followed by a visit to Steve’s shed

We had a very special runner at Riddlesdown parkrun this morning. She just about managed to beat me.