TSA agent (staring intently): I’m trying to figure out who you look like before checking your ID. Me: ok TSA: that cyclist Armstrong! Nearby agent: that ain’t Lance Armstrong Me: he’s right TSA: oh you look like that skateboarder (checks ID). Same last name too! Crazy! Me: crazy

If you do this you should spend a day in jail.

Is it Canada Day? I just saw a guy repacking a half dozen jugs of maple syrup in his suitcase outside the Calgary airport. Can’t make that up. #strongandfree #thecanadiansmuggle

Devils using kids drawings for player intros is pure gold x.com/RobertWright11…

Thanks Rex. Always the most thoughtful voice of reason in our Canadian media. nationalpost.com/wcm/92a728f4-3… via National Post

Great article Wardo! I love seeing your success on and off the ice every season! Joel Ward theplayerstribune.com/joel-ward-shar… The Players’ Tribune

Today is "Bell Let’s Talk Day,” for every post with tagging #BellLetsTalk, 5 cents will be be donated to Canadian mental health initiatives.

It's #BellLetsTalk day here in Canada! ROLL CALL! Chime in from around the world by RT'ing this and #'ing your city!! 10K RTs! Let's go!

Learn to Play Australian Rules Football Beginners Program registration now open! Nine indoor intro sessions, five... fb.me/1HxYs0dYW

Congrats to Mooseheads Jon Greenwood! He is Head Coach for Hockey Nova Scotia at 2019 Winter Games. Erin King & Tom Lee are assistants.

Please support these businesses in this difficult time. x.com/symonsvalleyrc…

They say bad things come in 3s... 24hr flu, fire at SVR and a little less ivory after tonight's game... good things to come I hope!

We're at an interesting point in time. We're drowning in information, but limited for wisdom.

@bluedoorCalgary has a new location opening soon at Garrison Gate! Check out their vast selection of oils & vinegar... & our signs! #yyc

#thisismyarenanotyours

Respect the Game.

Pulled 4 from the album for yas to hear early. Hope you likey... smarturl.it/SongsFromOnceU…

Great read. We must all understand that the shop owner isn’t always some wealthy fat cat. business.financialpost.com/opinion/perrin…

It’s gorgeous. It’s free. Now why the hell did you forget that someone has to pay the bills? We need a pipeline. An LNG plant. A tax regime that builds Canada. So far yer failing badly. x.com/bill_morneau/s…

Miss this show so much!